Nazi Werewoofs Karl G Larew 9781453760390 Books
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This is the second spoof-of-a-book to detail the merry adventures of Lance, Nigel, Carol, and Becky, heroes of "Bad Vampires" (2009), special agents of the New York Association of Good Vampires. Good Vampires are humans with a metabolic need for little sips of blood, usually from willing normal humans; Bad Vampires are the same except that they like to bite, and usually kill, their unwilling donors for fun--and to hide their crimes. In this story, Good Vampires Lance and Nigel, and their ladies, Normal Friends of Good Vampires Carol and Becky, take on the Baron Wolfgang von Verdammte, Neo-Nazi ruler of the Bad Vampires of Europe and would-be creator of a race of Nazi Werewolves. Each side in this battle attempt to infiltrate moles into the other's ranks and no one knows which side some of the moles will end up on. Imagine James Bond needing friendly nips from donors; imagine every vampire and werewolf movie you've ever seen, translated into spoof; this story is like that.
Nazi Werewoofs Karl G Larew 9781453760390 Books
In Karl Larew’s second humorous and highly entertaining vampire spoof, the battle continues in which the Good Vampires seek to protect their own (and all good people) against the greedy aspirations of the power-seeking Bad Vampires.The Good Vampires, Lance Blodgett and sidekick Nigel, along with their normal human and gorgeously sexy girlfriends Carol and Becky, are called to action again. The book has refreshingly laugh-out-loud humor with a smidge of the burlesque for the middle-age and over set who appreciate the irreverent early James Bond flicks, the original Wild Wild West and Star Trek series as opposed to the angst of the "Twilight’s" vampire and werewolf stories. All in all, a hoot of (or should I say a “woof”) of a read to be enjoyed with your favorite cocktail.
(If you’ve read Larew’s Bad Vampires, you already know of course that Good Vampires, while human in most respects, have a metabolic need for a periodic sip of human blood. [Carol has become Lance’s quite willing donor, as well as very human lover.] Bad Vampires, on the other hand, are common and uncommon criminals in every respect, not only hungering for money and power, but also cruelly biting and killing innocent humans to gorge on their blood.)
This second tale, an especially furry one, begins exactly where the first left off, with Lance and Carol snug in bed…that is, until they are abruptly interrupted by a pounding on their door. Lance finds a disheveled and distraught Becky, crying that she has been attacked and bitten by a Bad Vampire in Central Park. Lance and Carol get the tall, beautiful Nigerian to the Good Vampire Dr. Griswold. Seeing fleas on Becky, Dr. Griswold tells the three that he has just been informed by Arleigh Granville, head of the New York Association of Good Vampires, that a Bad Vampire in Germany has concocted a drug to turn people into werewolves (good hosts to fleas), who then infect their victims with ‘werewolfism’. Becky must be such a victim—a diagnosis immediately confirmed when she appears to be transforming into a werewolf. Becky, however, turns out looking more like a Labrador retriever and is soon recognized as a ‘werewoof’, wagging her tail. Fortunately, the good doctor Griswold has an antidote, injections of which return Becky to normal—thank goodness!
When Mr. Granville learns what has happened, he explains to the foursome that a Bad Vampire in Bavaria, Baron Wolfgang von Verdammte, is behind the werewolf plot. He appoints the four as Good Vampire secret agents, and they are soon on their way to Europe, tasked with squelching the werewolf plot and its aim of a Bad Vampire takeover of the world!
Starting in Paris, the action moves on to Germany, with Carol ending up at the Baron’s castle in Bavaria (perhaps Mad King Ludwig’s Summer Palace). One incredible (believe it!) adventure follows another for the secret agents, with more human-werewolf or werewoof transformations, double agent and mole (not that little rodent) infiltration of both the Good and Bad Vampire contingents (until neither side is sure who’s which!), a one-upmanship struggle over a coffin purportedly containing the remains of the Baron’s mentor, no other than Adolph Hitler (no kidding!), wild goose and car chases, one-sided shootouts (guess who always wins), and pussy galore (with even the werewoofs wanting their share). Be it known, however, that no matter how hard the Baron, aka Wolfie, craves Carol, both as his “little ginger snap” and as “the most Aryan uterus conceivable” (for his planned Fourth Reich), this sexy secret agent is one skillful evader whose heart belongs to Lance.
If you’re not willing to join in this cock-eyed parody between the Vampires and cheer the Good Vamps on to victory, go find some other book (something by Mary Shelley, perhaps?). But if you’d like to laugh yourself to sleep, Larew’s zany tales—both "Nazi Werewoofs" and "Bad Vampires"—will offer you a fun and entertaining diversion. Then you can ponder how this retired college history professor came to write these amusingly unconventional tales.
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Nazi Werewoofs Karl G Larew 9781453760390 Books Reviews
This is a great spoof story. With good vampires who only sip blood from volunteers to bad vampires who kill for blood, this book has many humorous twists like taking "True Blood" and making into the vampire version of airplane. The characters in the story are creative and fun with well developed personalities. Werewolf in this story is the equivalent of a Labrador retriever. Very viscous I'm sure you would run away screaming. If you like humor and are looking for a fun read, this is the book for you. The story has several twists and surprises as you journey across the globe in a battle against good and evil. Must read. Check this one out.
Let me just say that werewolves and vampires are not really my thing - but having enjoyed Larew's Bad Vampires, on the recommendation of a friend I gave this one a try.
The title says it all Nazi WereWOOFS. (woof woof)
When you pick up this little book, relax your sense of humour. In fact let it completely off its leash. You have to be quick with this one - every sentence sports some old punic (I mean that in a pun sense) reference to pop culture from World War Two onward. So be on alert, and catch it as it comes at you!
The previous reviewer suggested this is not for the very young I extend that thought to anyone under thirty years of age. The humour is definitely aimed at those of us with a few more years under our belt.
Five stars for headlong pace, artistic audacity, melodrama, and sheer daffy fun. Several times I laughed out loud - once for the simple line, "this is a recording". You have to read it to understand. The comic-book characters are shallow, precipitous, and as gleeful as kids jumping in water puddles. A mild mannered history teacher gets turned into a leering werewolf, and back again; the villain's moll turns into a mole, and back again, and back again; the "normal" (human) heroine turns into a turncoat and back again... and so it goes and so it goes.
At the end I had no precise idea exactly how everything had happened, but it was a fun read, and Larew cunningly left it open for possible further adventures of Lance, Carol, Nigel and Becky.
Nazi Werewoofs is one of those books where everything can happen. Forget logic and be prepared to let your sense of humor go wild. If you set yourself free from the beginning you’ll find this book very enjoyable. I’m sure you’ll have some good laughs while reading it. Just make sure you keep your eyes open for all those subtle (and not so subtle) references to pop culture.
This is not your YA vampire and werewolves novel. Its aimed target audience is a little older, 30’s going on 40’s and older (unless you’re an old soul who enjoys watching old tv shows). The storyline follows a great pace, constantly changing countries and with great action sequences (filled with lots of blood). I haven’t read the first book and I did not struggle to make sense of the characters or the plot but I was so into this book that I will surely read the first one now.
In Karl Larew’s second humorous and highly entertaining vampire spoof, the battle continues in which the Good Vampires seek to protect their own (and all good people) against the greedy aspirations of the power-seeking Bad Vampires.
The Good Vampires, Lance Blodgett and sidekick Nigel, along with their normal human and gorgeously sexy girlfriends Carol and Becky, are called to action again. The book has refreshingly laugh-out-loud humor with a smidge of the burlesque for the middle-age and over set who appreciate the irreverent early James Bond flicks, the original Wild Wild West and Star Trek series as opposed to the angst of the "Twilight’s" vampire and werewolf stories. All in all, a hoot of (or should I say a “woof”) of a read to be enjoyed with your favorite cocktail.
(If you’ve read Larew’s Bad Vampires, you already know of course that Good Vampires, while human in most respects, have a metabolic need for a periodic sip of human blood. [Carol has become Lance’s quite willing donor, as well as very human lover.] Bad Vampires, on the other hand, are common and uncommon criminals in every respect, not only hungering for money and power, but also cruelly biting and killing innocent humans to gorge on their blood.)
This second tale, an especially furry one, begins exactly where the first left off, with Lance and Carol snug in bed…that is, until they are abruptly interrupted by a pounding on their door. Lance finds a disheveled and distraught Becky, crying that she has been attacked and bitten by a Bad Vampire in Central Park. Lance and Carol get the tall, beautiful Nigerian to the Good Vampire Dr. Griswold. Seeing fleas on Becky, Dr. Griswold tells the three that he has just been informed by Arleigh Granville, head of the New York Association of Good Vampires, that a Bad Vampire in Germany has concocted a drug to turn people into werewolves (good hosts to fleas), who then infect their victims with ‘werewolfism’. Becky must be such a victim—a diagnosis immediately confirmed when she appears to be transforming into a werewolf. Becky, however, turns out looking more like a Labrador retriever and is soon recognized as a ‘werewoof’, wagging her tail. Fortunately, the good doctor Griswold has an antidote, injections of which return Becky to normal—thank goodness!
When Mr. Granville learns what has happened, he explains to the foursome that a Bad Vampire in Bavaria, Baron Wolfgang von Verdammte, is behind the werewolf plot. He appoints the four as Good Vampire secret agents, and they are soon on their way to Europe, tasked with squelching the werewolf plot and its aim of a Bad Vampire takeover of the world!
Starting in Paris, the action moves on to Germany, with Carol ending up at the Baron’s castle in Bavaria (perhaps Mad King Ludwig’s Summer Palace). One incredible (believe it!) adventure follows another for the secret agents, with more human-werewolf or werewoof transformations, double agent and mole (not that little rodent) infiltration of both the Good and Bad Vampire contingents (until neither side is sure who’s which!), a one-upmanship struggle over a coffin purportedly containing the remains of the Baron’s mentor, no other than Adolph Hitler (no kidding!), wild goose and car chases, one-sided shootouts (guess who always wins), and pussy galore (with even the werewoofs wanting their share). Be it known, however, that no matter how hard the Baron, aka Wolfie, craves Carol, both as his “little ginger snap” and as “the most Aryan uterus conceivable” (for his planned Fourth Reich), this sexy secret agent is one skillful evader whose heart belongs to Lance.
If you’re not willing to join in this cock-eyed parody between the Vampires and cheer the Good Vamps on to victory, go find some other book (something by Mary Shelley, perhaps?). But if you’d like to laugh yourself to sleep, Larew’s zany tales—both "Nazi Werewoofs" and "Bad Vampires"—will offer you a fun and entertaining diversion. Then you can ponder how this retired college history professor came to write these amusingly unconventional tales.
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